Wednesday, 15 September 2010

Curing a Hangover


So this time last night, I was at my staff party. All my work buddies, lots of alcohol, a BBQ, pretty much an epic night. Needless to say this morning I was worse than dead. Wake up, instant nausea and heaviness of the brain is the only way it can be described. The solution? Well its really quite simple... And always works. You'll be fine by midday.

1) Drink water and have a vitamin tablet. Lots of water, as much as you can get down your throat.

2) Begin preparing the following things: Scrambled eggs, toast (or bananna), an orange, and coleslaw. Coleslaw is very important and an effective cure. Scientists have yet to determine why. They might not be trying. From this meal, you have a good variety of foodstuffs going into you, which is what you want. The toast or other carbs of your choosing is important.
If you can manage to eat this without throwing up, eat it right away. Obviously you dont mix them all together, eat them in any order you like. Chances are though, any hangover worth trying to cure instead of waiting it out is going to be a bad hangover, and you wont be able to stand the sight of this food let alone eat it. In this case, go to step 3.

3) Wait a while til your tablet has been digested (should be already, its tiny and you just made breakfast and that takes a while). Now throw up. Yes, you shove those fingers down your throat if necessary and puke your guts up. Gross indeed, but its a minutes discomfort and you will feel infinitely better after. This is why you drank all the water. Yeah it rehydrates you, but it also gives you more to vomit and makes it easier. Hurl until dry.

4) Have a small glass of water, wait a few minutes.

5) That foods starting to look alot better now isnt it?

6) Omnomnomnomnomnom. Avoid coffee. Drink tea or water or juice.

7) IMPORTANT: Do something like watch a video now, something to hold your attention for the next hour. Watch that torrent file you no doubt downloaded the day before. You will begin to feel mildly unwell within about 10 minutes of finishing your food. Not as bad as before, but not pleasant. The video will distract you so you can keep your life-saving food down.

8) Video complete? Stand up and marvel at the sudden lack of symptoms. Tentatively take a few steps, smile that you are completely cured from hellish pain in less than 3 hours of waking up. Go about your daily activities.

Note that it is advisable to have the house stocked up with tasty nomnoms such as pot noodles and microwaveables. You will be very hungry today at odd times. Swear never to drink again, and then break your oath at the earliest opportunity. Congratulations on beating the hangover. Dont forget to follow :)

113 comments:

  1. if you were a real man you would just drink through the hang over!

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  3. Eggs + hangover seems like a dangerous combo, lol. If I ever find myself in such a predicament though I'll remember your words of wisdom.

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  4. All useful.. I find eating healthy the next morning most important

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  8. haha ill try this sometime, seems trippy as hell

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  9. lol well now i know what to do next time

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  10. I've tried something like this once, but instead of a vitamin tablet I took two Gravols. Worked pretty good too.

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  11. I always feel like shit after a night of heavy drinking. Gonna try the next time, thanks!

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  12. I usually pound one of those Arizona Tea Energy drinks... they get you rehydrated and going...

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  14. I'll never drink just so i can avoid this.

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  15. turning 21 soon so this will help thanks

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  19. Good info! :D Thanks! Look forward to more.

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  21. Good info definitely. I recommend drinking water while drinking though, if only to avoid having to do step 3.

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  23. greasy food, meat, and water the night before. also a vitamin pill and a tylenol for shits and giggles.

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  24. I thought coffee and tea were kind of the same? Well anyway I am following and supporting.

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  25. This is the most helpful thing I have ever read haha! Coulda used that everyday of my life

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  26. I have to agree with the throwing up part, the worst part of a hangover is the 40 minutes before you throw up when you know you're going to vomit. Just get it over with.

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  27. some great tips for the booze hounds

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  28. Jeez I wish I had these tips in college, would have saved me a lot of missed classes! Great post.

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  29. Now to test this out. Haha. Better start drinking!

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  30. That is as awesome hangover cure guide!

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  31. OR, weed always makes hangovers awesome.

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  32. This should come in handy the next time I drink too much rum and vodka in one night. My last hangover I slept for fourteen hours and only got out of bed because I realized it was dark outside again.

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  34. Vitamin b6, 200mg before you drink, 200mg before you sleep. Bottle or two of water along the way. Good to go, no hangover.

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  35. Indeed a good way to rid a hangover. Add pot for great victory!

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  36. I can*t drink atm cuz I need to take some serious medicine =(

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  37. great post you have here !

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  38. interesting thanks, i dont get hangover .maybe because i just pour some more vodka , tho if i have 3-4 four lokos they fuck me up in the morning

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  39. Great I'll try it next time when I have hang over.

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  40. had no idea about coleslaw. thanks for the tips.

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  41. vitamin tablet is the trick. it really does magic to you!

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  42. this seriously worked dude. i need some support. ill return the favor ;)

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  44. I used to know how to do this :(

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  46. Followin' and supportin' your blog bra.

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  47. lots of water and salty food works everytime.

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  50. Sounds like you had quite a few opportunities to try these methods out lol, heavy drinker alert? :P

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  53. I just tend to drink lots and lots of water. Helps a whole lot in my opinion.

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  55. First of all, I agree with Tycenchiken !

    Secondly, you're just trying to get us to puke and then eat coleslaw.

    Several glasses of water and two aspirin right after the offending drunk spell and before bed usually kills any chance of a hangover the next morning.

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  56. ive puked from too much water.. careful people.
    Nice post!

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  58. lol this would have come in handy over weekend while i was wasted puking my guts out.

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  59. next chance I get im gonna do this!

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  60. Nice post, i like the last part.
    And i need some support bro.

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  61. Brool story co.

    I'm prepared for the weekend now!

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  64. great post. following for more useful tips.

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  65. I have to try this method..atleast it sounds better than what i'm doing when i'm battleing a headache and the urge to throw up...guess i'll follow your blog for more wisdom :)

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  66. LOVE it! Will be using this next Sunday...

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  67. The Best Cure to hangover is more drinking :)

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  68. I find that a clamato before bed totally negates the hangover

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  69. Sick gonna try that next time lol

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